This week Jason and Patrick go to faire Paire! We talk weird chain smoking computers, screen-talking Franch art movies, and which actor has the least smooth face. Don’t say ‘why’, say ‘because’- we remade ALPHAVILLE!

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Are you ready for some footbaaaall!? This week Jason and Patrick are taking a close look at pro football and drugs. Spoiler alert: sports and taking a bunch of pain pills go together pretty all right. There’s a mystery woman, a caveman, and tackle football in inappropriate places.  It’s like The Wrestler, but with football… this week we remade NORTH DALLAS FORTY!

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The sun is setting on Scaretober and we’re visited by our favorite ghost guest Travis! We tried our best to fix this mess of hexed maple syrup, vampire cowboys, and far too little witchcraft. Blow on some candles, toss in a magical bath bomb, and listen to our remake of PRACTICAL MAGIC!

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As Shocktober rolls along, Jason spins a wheel of misfortune. Then, we talk Stonehenge powered death masks, Patrick finds a Halloween movie even he can love, and we try to figure out how to remake our first sequel. There’s no tricks, only treats here when we remake Halloween 3: Season of the Witch!

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More bad impressions, goofy magic murder machines, and more Back to the Future dissection than is probably relevant. Plus a return of everyone’s favorite game! This isn’t a trick- we remade THE MAD MAGICIAN!

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This week we feel like somebody’s watching us! We try some bad Sean Connery impressions, talk about a dried up banana man, and create the perfect private detective. It’s time for a good ole fashioned apartment heist when we remake THE ANDERSON TAPES!

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This week Jason and Patrick say goodbye to Summer and hello to BEACH LAW, a new series coming this Fall to CBS. Then we get to business and talk murder, stabbing, axing, elbow punching, and more stabbing. It’s fifteen floors of FUN when we remake THE RAID!

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This week Jason and Patrick are going back in time on an EXCELLENT adventure. We’re gonna fix a grandfather paradox, kidnap some historical dudes, and party on! Be cool to each other, we remade BILL & TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE!

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This week it’s a celebration as Jason gets a bit older and a bit fatter. We go behind enemy lines to talk about the glory of crushing things with tanks, killing Nazis, and pulling off the greatest train heist in the European theater. We’re assembling a team and we don’t need no villains because we remade KELLY’S HEROES (2020)

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This week Patrick and Jason obsess over Orenthal James Simpson, put the comedy wrench to a nuclear age sci-fi film, and in a year and a half of episodes, Jason finally has a decent impression. You can’t buckle up for this intergalactic adventure – because there are no seat belts! We remade THIS ISLAND EARTH!

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