This week Jason and Patrick celebrate a belated Valentine’s Day. Then we watch a bad movie where Christopher Reeve hypnotizes himself back in time so he can stalk a woman. There’s bad kissing, cool mustaches, and hard zooms on a penny when we remake Somewhere in Time!

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This week, Jason and Patrick start some corporate warfare. We’ve got evil Elon Musk, Jason’s spot-on Irish impression, and Bruce Willis in an eyepatch. Starring Bruce Greenwood as the perpetual President! We remade THE JACKAL!

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This week we’re getting ready for Hollywood’s ‘big night’ before we start talking about 90’s technothriller giant Michael Chrichton. It’s time for brain computers, violent Apple keynotes, waterbeds, and George Segal in an awesome white suit and a bad wig. Nothing bad has ever happened when man meddles with nature so come along while we remake THE TERMINAL MAN!

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We’re back! We’ve dusted off our winter chills and are coming in hot with an 80’s classic we all know and love! This week, Jason and Patrick hammer nails in with their penises, shoot lasers through ?uestlove’s afro, and then we shoot more lasers through John Boyega’s polo horse. Get your popcorn – we remade REAL GENIUS!

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This week, Patrick and Jason get really festive – it’s the holiday season! Patrick invents a new snack food, Dylan McDermott is stuck in the friend zone, and Jason has his own Elizabeth Perkins fan theory! What do you want for Christmas? I hope it’s a remake of Miracle on 34th Street!

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This week Jason and Patrick are getting festive. It’s the holiday season and Jason has a service to keep parents honest. Then we watch a western that’s like Three Men and a Baby meets The Martian. We learn that Patrick hates John Wayne and also that his mic is dying. Saddle on up pilgrims because we’re going on a trip across the desert with 3 GODFATHERS!

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This week, Patrick and Jason are joined by Contractor Dan, the contractor man! They talk about terrible rich white people, castle doctrine for kids, and then come up with more modern day japes than you can swing a paint can at! PLUS Patrick’s fan theory that changes everything… This is our podcast, and we have to defend it – we remade HOME ALONE!

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This week Jason and Patrick go to faire Paire! We talk weird chain smoking computers, screen-talking Franch art movies, and which actor has the least smooth face. Don’t say ‘why’, say ‘because’- we remade ALPHAVILLE!

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